its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
i think my cat just said my name.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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