just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
why do cheetos always look like penises
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
We are two peas in an std pod
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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