How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
Come on in and take your pants off
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