if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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