Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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