You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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