if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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