My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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