So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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