There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
Randomize
