Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
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