I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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