The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
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