a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
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