Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
Barsexuality is the new black.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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