my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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