I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
We're not piercing ourselves today.
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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