i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
Randomize
