i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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