MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
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