No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
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