I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Stripper told me "sorry i'm not squezing my tits in your face much, I just had a kid and don't want to squirt you in the eye with milk. " in the middle of my lap dance
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
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