What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
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