I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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