mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
Randomize