I want to make a zoo with you.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
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