So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
I just came so hard I farted. Twice. Thank God I'm alone.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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