Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
Can I color on your dick again?
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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