I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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