id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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