trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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