You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
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