he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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