I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
You were plastered and wouldn't stop telling this hot girl about your plan to graffiti a church in easter colored spray-paint saying that Jesus was a Zombie... she kept saying her father was a pastor...
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
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