found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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