Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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