Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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