I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
YAS. BRING CRAB.
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
I have post one night stand depression
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
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