I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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