I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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