Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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