Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
Randomize
