i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
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