i just google imaged poop.
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
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