i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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