you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
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