I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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