I need help removing her.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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