when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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