escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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