i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
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