when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
you traded sex for a burrito?
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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