I'm going to jail i love you
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
My life is pants optional.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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