lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
Terrible idea I love it
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
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